~bow to me peasants~

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

rlmjob:

she dead

rlmjob:

she dead

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

animal40:

contemporary art 

animal40:

contemporary art 

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

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mariofartwii:

the tragic fate of disney child stars