ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

petrichoriousparalian:

goldenheartedrose:

This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.

Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

metallicaofficial:

dream big lil friend

metallicaofficial:

dream big lil friend

cokeflow:

"what’s your blog about?"

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dutchster:

i always see these screenshots of the donald trump twitter and i’ve always thought it was a parody account BUT IT’S ACTUALLY HIM?? A 67 YEAR OLD GRANDFATHER AND MAGNATE WITH A NET WORTH OF $4 BILLION WHO TWEETS AND INSULTS RANDOM PEOPLE LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD???

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bunfoot:

SAY IT WITH ME

  • the mitochondria are not “deep”
  • the mitochondria are not “quirky”
  • the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
  • STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

danyuuul:

*DIES AND FALLS IN GRAVE AND SOUL GOES INTO SPACE* my god that was cute 

dutchster:

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

what else would you do? just walk away not saying anything?