go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
i need clear skin by yesterday
when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me
the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy
In which the one and only Danny Sexbang receives a thousandth-degree burn.
me at school