~bow to me peasants~

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

dutchster:

when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me

officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

solongandtanksforallthefish:

In which the one and only Danny Sexbang receives a thousandth-degree burn.

solongandtanksforallthefish:

In which the one and only Danny Sexbang receives a thousandth-degree burn.

methimatics:

me at school

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LUMPY SPACE PUG

spookywagonfoundation:

did-you-kno:

Source

out of all the kissing pictures on the internet

spookywagonfoundation:

did-you-kno:

Source

out of all the kissing pictures on the internet